Category Archives: Humor

You get what you pay for!!

Posted on 09/18/2018 by The Goomba Gazette

Emmy Awards roasted for mocking Middle America, ratings hit all-time low Hollywood may have laughed when Emmy’s host Michael Che said the only white people who thank Jesus are “Republicans and ex-crackheads,” but Tinseltown’s latest middle finger to Middle America … Continue reading →

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All shot to hell with 15.00$

Posted on 02/28/2018 by The Goomba Gazette

Trump hails ‘big victory’ after judge upholds border wall project PDT is celebrating his victory as a judge upholds his aspirations for building a wall to keep the illegals out of the country. Don’t celebrate too soon Mr. President. There … Continue reading →

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Necessity is the MOTHER of invention

Posted on 12/08/2017 by The Goomba Gazette

Connecticut man had sex with girlfriend’s corpse in hope of reviving her, police say We have mouth to mouth, chest compressions and a few other accepted procedures that are used as life saving techniques as the old standards. Now a … Continue reading →

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Omerta; for-get-about-it

Posted on 12/01/2017 by The Goomba Gazette

James Comey Basks In The Glow Of Michael Flynn’s Downfall Back in the old days when men were men and boys stayed home and played with their sisters dolls; there was an unwritten law among THE BOYS called Omerta (the … Continue reading →

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How the hell did you do that ???

Posted on 07/16/2017 by The Goomba Gazette

Trump slams ‘Russian hoax story’ and ‘ObamaCare disaster,’ hails surging stock market: OK PDT;  should take some credit for the stock’s success. I do believe that his proactive moves have a lot to do with where the numbers are today. … Continue reading →

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Where are you from??

Posted on 03/19/2017 by The Goomba Gazette

Did you ever meet some and the first thing they as you is; hey man, here are you from? If you are ever lucky enough to run across a person from this village in North Wales and ask their place … Continue reading →

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No – a bottle????

Posted on 10/18/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Man reportedly has penis removed after allegedly getting it stuck in a bottle Published October 17, 2016 – Nw York Post With all of the craziness and outrageous political advertising bombarding us in the media for the last 2.75 years; … Continue reading →

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The golden foot shower

Posted on 06/15/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

The numbers add up: Peeing in the shower makes sense: Fox News Science Startling scientific news this morning FOLKS. After an exhaustive study taking place over a 10 year period and millions of pee drops counted in an attempt to … Continue reading →

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Summer-time blues

Posted on 05/12/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

I could not resist this one. I saw this on Facebook this AM and got a kick out of it. The time of the year has come when road construction is getting into high gear and pissing off a lot … Continue reading →

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Let the games begin

Posted on 04/30/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Once and awhile I come up with a brilliant idea. This has to be in my Top 10. If and when Bill’s wife and the Trumpster have their debates; they should rent out the Colosseum in Rome.  It will be … Continue reading →

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