Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

It is a huge problem in the USA to get some kids to do the FOUR LETTER WORD they hate the most, WORK. That is one of the pluses to immigration, most of them come to this country because they … Continue reading →

Illinois mom pleads guilty to murdering 5-year-old boy months after body found in shallow grave Obviously, by looking at her picture, this MOTHER is a very sick women. What do they do to sick dogs?? Put them to sleep. There … Continue reading →

To start with; who in their right mind, except a very eccentric, wealthy fool would pay 120,000.00$ for a banana taped to a wall. https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-man-eats-art-basel-banana Remember the banana duct-taped to a wall and labeled “art” that sold for $120,000? On … Continue reading →

Tucker Carlson on Democrats’ divisive politics: ‘Every revolution eats itself’ https://www.foxnews.com/media/tucker-carlson-democratic-party-identity-politics-bloomberg-booker Tucker Carlson said Friday that Democrats appear to be obsessed with “identity politics” and that that position may lead to their downfall. Carlson may be correct at this juncture in … Continue reading →

CNN ratings plummet to lowest primetime viewership in almost three years They can only bullshit some of the people some of the time, BUTT not all of the people all of the time. Sooner or later, they have to pay … Continue reading →

AOC called out after claiming Trump food-stamp revisions might have left her family ‘starved’ Occasio make 174,000$ a year, plus all she can hustle on the side, and is worried that her family will starve. GMAFB girl!! The compensation for … Continue reading →

Obamas pay $11.75M for Martha’s Vineyard home on nearly 30 acres: report Not too bad for a guy that, for the lack of a better word, has a a hard-on for the wealthy. Ever since TMC and his bride exited … Continue reading →