Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

Ex-boyfriend of victim arrested in ax attack that left one woman dead and another fighting for her life Police have arrested the ex-boyfriend of one of the victims of a brutal ax attack on Saturday that left one woman dead and another … Continue reading →

Who in the hell ever connected a lop eared bunny with JC rising from the dead?? I would wager, not a Christian. Use your imagination. Easter is just another way for some very enterprising people/hustlers to make a few dollar$. … Continue reading →

Dispute over pro-police ‘Blue Lives Matter’ flag results in $100G settlement for county employee who sued Pathetic politics at its beast. In her lawsuit, Guion-Pledgure alleged that other county employees had retaliated against her after she complained that the pro-police … Continue reading →

Felicity Huffman could avoid jail time in college admissions scandal: report Gotta be some decent sized envelopes dropped off at the judges homes that are hearing these celeb cases. Whoever said that $oldi and privilege do not go hand in … Continue reading →

USA TODAY: The Biden busing controversy explained https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/20/joe-bidens-complicated-opposition-busing-school-desegregation/3528458002/ This is the wisest thing Jokin Joe ever said. It was my opinion; instead of spending billions of dollars bussing the students; it would have been more efficient and one millionth of … Continue reading →

USA TODAY: Teens invited to abuse pastor for Easter lesson, video shows https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/04/16/easter-lesson-video-cleric-inviting-abuse-teens-draws-fire/3484072002/ If this fool really needs a beating, he should call me. I will guarantee after one trip, he will be thoroughly satisfied and never send an invitation … Continue reading →

USA TODAY: KKK leader’s wife admits to killing husband https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/04/20/kkk-leader-wife-admits-killing-husband-missouri/3528837002 Anddddd