Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

USA TODAY: Penny Marshall, TV’s ‘Laverne,’ dies at 75 http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2018/12/18/penny-marshall-appreciation-dies-75/334477002/ Unfortunate loss of a great actress. She was a very funny lady. What I would like to know, why all the actors and actresses want to be Italian. Must be … Continue reading →

USA TODAY: Dangerous life on Mars? Humans could be infected — and we could kill microbes on Red Planet https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/science/2018/12/18/humans-could-kill-life-mars-could-infected/2216930002/ And the fools are still lined up to go. We don’t have enough problems here on Mother Earth!

USA TODAY: Surfers hit the waves after advisory warns ‘risk certain death’ https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2018/12/18/surfers-hit-waves-after-advisory-warns-risk-certain-death/2347126002/ You asked for it. Just like the sign on the park bench; wet paint. So what are they do???

FOX: Vatican committee: Church credibility at risk over sex abuse They gotta be kidding me. Is this like the guy whose wife was cheating on him for 15 years and he was the only one that didn’t know about the … Continue reading →

Ocasio-Cortez takes time off for ‘self-help,’ laments loss of yoga sessions due to politics Congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t yet started her new job, but she’s already taking a break. The Democratic Socialist said Monday that she’s taking time a week … Continue reading →

https://theweek.com/speedreads/813234/stock-market-track-worst-december-since-great-depression The Boulder Rollin fools out there never gave Donald Trump credit for the advances in the stock market, so I would assume, under the circumstances, they cannot blame him for the decline!

ObamaCare could return to Supreme Court, with all eyes on Kavanaugh and Roberts The Affordable Care Act (AKA O-bomb-a-care)– and the multitude of regulations, taxes and benefits that come with it – once again could be on the road to … Continue reading →