Monthly Archives: February 2013

His Honorable Dennis “The Worm” Rodman

Posted on 02/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Dennis Rodman Meets North Korean Leader: Stranger things have happened in this world than Dennis “The Worm/The Human pin cushion” Rodman being the ambassador to North Korea; or maybe not. Rodman and three Globetrotters Anthony Blakes, known as … Continue reading →

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His mother said “he could never make a decision when he was a kid either”.

Posted on 02/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Fox News Poll: Voters say sequester needed because Congress can’t make cuts: American voters think the impending across-the-board budget cuts, known as the sequester, are what it will take to get the federal deficit under control — because … Continue reading →

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Buying Obama’s ear

Posted on 02/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Buying Obama’s ear: What can a half of a millions dollars or more buy these days when the economy is so stretched out? For the person that has soldi and is used to buying their way through life, here are … Continue reading →

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Put the gloves on

Posted on 02/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Keith Ellison Explodes At Sean Hannity: ‘The Worst Excuse For A Journalist I’ve Ever Seen’ In viewing this video it is my opinion that this verbal confrontation was more about race than it was about politics. Ellison a … Continue reading →

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Turn off the tap Bud

Posted on 02/27/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Suits: More Water, Less Buzz in Bud, Michelob Beer: The Clydesdale Clan is not making enough money; they are resorting to watering the suds down according to a class action law suit. They have some pissed off customers  complaining … Continue reading →

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They didn’t chuck Chuck

Posted on 02/26/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Senate approves Hagel as new secretary of defense: (Reuters) – The Senate on Tuesday confirmed Chuck Hagel as President Barack Obama’s new secretary of defense, ending an unusually acrimonious confirmation fight. The Senate voted 58-41 to confirm the former Republican … Continue reading →

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Take it off son

Posted on 02/26/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Father wants school dress code changed after son asked to remove Marines T-shirt: An Illinois father wants a school district to reconsider its dress code after his son was asked to remove a U.S. Marines T-shirt or be … Continue reading →

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I didn’t know he was upside down doc

Posted on 02/26/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Pending suit says doctor removed wrong testicle from man: I think it is safe to say that this man from the UK wasn’t nuts about the operation he got the other day. A U.K. man in a Salisbury … Continue reading →

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But he said he loved me!!

Posted on 02/26/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Part-time judge accused of having ‘sexual relations’ with inmate: The time has come to judge the judge. INDIANAPOLIS – A northern Indiana lawyer who’s also a part-time judge faces disciplinary charges on accusations she had an inappropriate relationship … Continue reading →

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Look into the mirror and obsolve yourself

Posted on 02/25/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN British cardinal skipping conclave to elect pope’s successor after resigning: The Catholic religion better go out and find a very big bandage and put it on the wound to stop the bleeding. They are leaning toward a very slow  … Continue reading →

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