Monthly Archives: May 2012

Epitome of evil

Posted on 05/31/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Porn actor is suspect in Canada case where body dismembered, mailed: City of Montreal Police Service/Associated Press – This undated photo provided by City of Montreal Police Service media relations shows Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, who is wanted for homicide. … Continue reading →

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Larger soda and a pepperoni pizza please

Posted on 05/31/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

New York plans a ban on big soda sizes: Has Bloomberg flipped his lid? He is too young to remember probation. Whenever there is a ban put on anything people go out of their way to get it. The ban … Continue reading →

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From a mule to an elephant

Posted on 05/31/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Former Obama ally and Dem Congressman Davis switches to GOP: Former Democratic Rep. Artur Davis is switching sides, abandoning his former ally President Obama to become a Republican — lamenting that the country has “gone backward” since Obama … Continue reading →

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Hannibal Lector in color

Posted on 05/30/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post Face-chewing victim will need months of treatment, long recovery: MIAMI – A homeless man whose face was mostly chewed off in a bizarre, vicious attack faces a bigger threat from infection than from the injuries themselves, according to … Continue reading →

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Died a believer

Posted on 05/30/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Serpent-handling pastor profiled earlier in Washington Post dies from rattlesnake bite: I guess that the Revs never heard of the old cliche “if you live by the snake you die by the snake”. Mark Randall “Mack” Wolford was known all … Continue reading →

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You be the judge of this dummy judge

Posted on 05/29/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Texas honor student jailed for truancy likely spent night with ‘hard-core’ criminals: A 17-year-old Houston honor student jailed 24 hours for missing too much school likely spent the night surrounded by “every type of criminal that exists,” one … Continue reading →

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Tape his mouth shut

Posted on 05/29/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News MSNBC host apologizes after saying he’s ‘uncomfortable’ calling fallen soldiers heroes: Hayes tried to explain why that makes him uneasy: “I feel … uncomfortable about the word hero because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically … Continue reading →

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50 – 50

Posted on 05/29/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post Weather Service director retires after critical investigation of agency: When you read these headlines you would wonder if we can even trust the weather man. Just as in quite a few circumstances the news media likes to sensationalize … Continue reading →

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Salute or no salute that is the question

Posted on 05/28/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Vying for Commander-in-Chief: 2 Men Who Never Served: Having a man who has never served in the military run our country or serve as the Commander-in-Chief is almost like assigning a brain surgeon to a gold mine 2,000 feet deep … Continue reading →

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A Lion lost

Posted on 05/28/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post 5-time world boxing champion Johnny Tapia found dead in home: ALBUQUERQUE, N.M – Johnny Tapia, the five-time boxing champion whose turbulent career was marked by cocaine addiction, alcohol, depression and run-ins with the law, was found dead Sunday … Continue reading →

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