London bridges falling down around him …..

For his sake, (I don’t know why I have any compassion for the dummy) I hope Harry is salting some money away. When the proceeds from the malicious books run out he will be shit out of luck. As far as receiving any pittance from the royal family. Fa-get-about-it

Talk about a person cutting their throat.

There are a couple old cliches that fit the Red-headed X-Royal to the T. The first one is, never burn your London bridges behind you – Never cut off your nose to spite your face. Don’t ever bite the hand that feeds you – Better realize what side your bread is buttered on.

It is about time someone, (King Chuck) stands up to this lad and does not take any shit from him like Queen Lizzie did. His grandfather is not as forgiving as his grandmother was.

I hope that someday this fool MAY wake up and see what a disastrous situation he allowed the bimbo wife of his put him into. But then again, maybe not.

Contrary to what the disastrous dual wants the world to believe, it is all about money and status.

There are a lot of rumors spreading around as to why the two brothers are at odds with one another but one of the most sensible/logical ones is; when Harry looks at his status in the royal family he has no opportunity whatsoever to become king and that really frosts his limy balls.

When another topic, I read somewhere that King Chuck may turn over his throne to that scrubwoman he is married to. And I thought his uncle Eddy VII was pussy whipped-chump.

On 10 December 1936, Edward VIII executed an Instrument of Abdication which was given legal effect the following day, when Edward gave Royal Assent to His Majesty’s Declaration of Abdication Act, by which Edward VIII and any children he might have were excluded from succession to the throne.

What the hell is the matter with these foolish British men that have such poor taste in women. King Eddie and King Chuck should have had a few 100 dozen shopping bags delivered to their palace for when they need them.

I have always been of the opinion, if you are going to go down for the count, you might as well do it in style with a foxy looking lady.

If there was ever a truer saying: beauty is in the eye of the beholder it is here.

Remember one thing ladies and gentlemen, M & M  was an actress (porno at that) long before she met Prince Harry. There is going to come a day when Harry would have wished he went left instead of right that day, the fateful day he met that status-seeking, gold-digging, bimbo.

Based on the hypnotic state and her power over this foolish Prince Charming who fell off his horse and bumped his head and did not get up in yjr morning, it wouldn’t surprise me if somewhere down the line, their bottom line was getting extremely low, M& M may even be able to convince Harry to do a porn flick together.

It would probably sell out all other porno flicks that have been made to cinematic history. Where else can you see a Prince and a Princess wannabe starring in a porno?? Never say never, folks!!

As the old cliche goes( you can tell I’m a cliche guy) the guy’s got a loaf of bread him to reach arm and he’s stillbitching – all that glitters is not gold.

As much as the disfunctional royal family has going for them, in he way of fame fortune and wealth, they probably have more of a complicated life and most mortal humans.

There is one more cliche I would like to send out personally to X Prince Harry. Lad you’re laying in a barrel of tits and still not satisfied

Closing statement for Harry; dump the bimbo, she’s gonna take you to the cleaners and then kick you out the back door of one of your castles or is it Motel 6 these days

Around and around the out-of-control royal merry-go-round keeps spinning out of control. Where it stops no one will know.

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