Pistorius trial:

If The Blade Runner doesn’t get convicted for killing his girl-friend as he should, he definitely will be in LA next year to receive the Academy award for the best performance of the year.

I understand that the people that are questioning him are standing a good distance away from the witness box so they don’t get puked on. He “Ralphed” two times yesterday.

Oscar Pistorius weeps and pukes simultaneously as he listens to evidence by a pathologist in court.  Send in the Fabreze.

Next thing he should try is putting Fells Naptha under his arm pit because it will make his temperature go up; that way he can get another delay in the trial. We used to do that to get out of school many years ago.

Never try to bull-shit a bull-shitter.