Mike’s best pillow in history, ever – AGAIN ….

Need a good laugh. Mike is hilarious. Make sure to pay attention. Mike just discovered a secret temperature-controlled thread. GMAFB!!!

I just saw this on TV and I had to share it. This guy is about as good as they come when it comes to being a bullshitting salesman/con man. He wants to demonstrate his honesty and integrity that’s why he wears a crucifix on the outside of his shirt. Ever notice?? We can not help BUTT like the guy.

Mike is good he could sell shit to a cattle farmer and ice cubes to an Eskimo.

His sale pitch has reached a new level. I just saw a commercial on TV where he has put together a brand-new pillow called the MY PILLOW 2.0.

He claims he makes it with a SECRET thread that is temperature controlled. Yes, temperature-controlled thread. I can feel the chill coming through my computer screen. He is right up there with one of the best.

This is all done naturally through the magic of that unknown thread. There are no temperature controls no thermostats, no electricity at all involved, it is all regulated by Mike’s secret thread

The guy is super smooth to someone that has their head up their butt and can be taken in by a super-sales con man like him. In the Old West he would have made the elixir oil can Harry salesman look like apprentices.

The guy is unbelievable. We need a good laugh with all of the turmoil going on in this world. The guy is a riot.

What the hell I’m gonna go out and buy half a dozen of the new 2.0 pillows before number 3.0 and 4.0 come to the market.

The guy must have taken some acting lessons from doctor (JAWS) Fauci. Mike keeps coming up with new pillows, the latest and the best. Fauci keeps coming up with new shots the latest and the best.

I think the name of the finishing school is the Academy of deceit and deception. Most of our politicians have gone there.

God bless you, Mike, I hope you sell 2 billion of them.

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