How will Nasty Nan bullshit her way out of this jackpot…

Pelosi’s husband charged with DUI

I know exactly who they are going to put the blame jacket on for Pelosi’s drunk driving; naturally Putin, the same culprit Kamikaze Joe has been blaming for all of his mishaps.

“The Speaker will not be commenting on this private matter which occurred while she was on the East Coast,” a statement from Drew Hammill, Pelosi’s spokesperson, said. CNN reached out for an updated statement after the collision report was released.

This may just be a rumor: When the cops got on the scene and confronted Pelosi; Pelosi said; do you know who I am?? The cops reply was, no Sir who are you?? The drunk driver replied, I am Nancy Pelosi’s husband a staunch Democrat. The cop said; I am a republican, and for that reason I am giving you two tickets; one ticket for the accident and the other for poor choice in women

Whatever the case may be, you can rest assured Mr Pelosi will only come away with a bruised wrist. I am not suggesting that he’d be treated any differently then any other drunk driver. Just because his wife is an imbecile, doesn’t mean that he is; although when a person lives with a cripple they usually start limping. Everybody is only responsible for their own actions and not the actions of others.

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