Definitely newsworthy …….


Finnish skier suffers frozen penis during event at Beijing Olympics

After the race, Lindholm said he needed a heat pack to thaw out his downstairs appendage

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finnish-skier-suffers-frozen-penis-event-beijing-olympics

I HEARD OF #HARD ONS – BUTT

I have heard of situations when it was so cold that fingers froze, toes froze, ears froze, nose froze, face froze; BUTT I have never heard of someone’s #hammer freezing.

You can bet that is really cold in Beijing if the male athletes must be cautious that their Mr. Jones does not freeze up.

I guess there was always bright side to a dark side in any situation. If the men accidently left their #Viagra at home, it is not as #catastrophic as they thought. BUTT we will have to take care of business in a hurry before the #thaw-sets-in.

Remi Lindholm, 24, of Finland, spent over an hour traversing the shortened men’s 50km mass start free race in brutal temperatures and howling winds, causing his penis to become frozen, Reuters reported. 

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” Lindholm told Finnish media. “It was just about battling through.”

I hope for Lindholm’s shake there was no permanent damage. The lad is only 24 years old and has a lot of #lovin years ahead of him.

On the plus side, like some #freakish #ladies out there that want to have sex with midgets and guys like John Bobbitt, I would bet that Linderholm will be somewhat of a #celebrity with all the #curious ladies wanting to roll in the #hay-loft with the guy that had the #frozen-dick.

LORENA “the butcher” BOBBITT JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT

This guy had thrill seeking broads standing in line waiting to have sex with him and was quite a celebrity in the porn video business.

The moment John Bobbitt realized his wife had cut off his penis

https://abcnews.go.com › story

Dec 27, 2018 — John Wayne Bobbitt says when he woke up to discover that his then-wife Lorena Bobbitt had cut off his penis with a kitchen knife, he tried …

Now that is what we can classify one #pissed-off-lady.

I would suggest that Lindholm invest in set of #weiner-warmers to put on his crotch before he hits the slopes again. Once any part of our body has been #frozen it is very susceptible to similar future incidents.

They are primarily used for dogs, what if it works why not use it

As we can see, there are a lot of advantages to being a lady.

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