Gate$ or Bezo$; who will be the bigge$t winner??

Bill Gates once made a pros-and-cons list about marriage on a whiteboard

Bill and Melinda Gates announced they were divorcing on Monday after 27 years

It happens to the best of us. Some last 6 hours like the two Wack-Jobs, Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra and others like Bill and Melinda Gate, 27 years.

Think they are high???

According to records; MacKenzie Bezos racked up a 38 billion settlement (that is with a B not an M). Electra came away with a 3/4 empty Johnny Green bottle and a few more sniffs of coke (not the bottled kind).

$he $hould be $miling – 38 billion rea$onS why

It is going to be interesting to see how much of a parting sum Melinda Gates will score.

Jeff Bezos and Mackenzie were married for 25 years and supposedly she helped put Jeff into the billionaire column. For that, I would say she got what she deserved.

Nearly the same goes for the Gates. Although Bill started Microsoft long before he married Melinda, she played a big role in his super success.

Had to be happier days – Huh Bill

The way I see it; with all of the temptations in this world for a average man/women; it is very hard not to keep from wandering to stay on the straight and narrow. I can not even imagine what it must like to have about 3 billion in your back pocket and be hitting the bar scene.

I have always maintained; if a man and women treated each-other after they got married as they did before, divorces would be cut by 80%. As soon as the two say I DO, one of them say I DON’T.

Gotta be sure there are 1,000’s of money-mongering/gold-digging broads waiting in line to get there hook$ into Billy Boy.

The couple is claiming irreversible differences. I wonder if they ever considered separate bedrooms?? After all they have enough rooms.

There are some towns smaller than that.

Bill Gates’ massive mansion in Medina, Washington. Last valued at $127 million, the mansion has 7 bedrooms and 18.75 bathrooms. No standing in line to choke your chicken!!

Dec 7, 2018

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