Michigan man receives 13 stitches after slicing his hand on razor blades attached to a Trump-Pence sign
Wow; stop the presses – CNN has a huge scoop.
CNN must have missed the story last week. Some guy got Mister Jones (his pecker) stuck in his zipper when he was in a hurry to make his exit after pissing on a Trump poster. He had to bribe his buddy to help him out by promising to buy him a extra pizza with the works, once a week for a year.
It seems the big fella forgot or never heard of the saying; NEVER PISSULATE WHERE YOU MASTICATE. The lesson was a little expensive, BUTT a lesson well learned.
It makes me sleep better at night knowing media like CNN are on top of on the hottest topics.
I wonder who they are going to bad rap after Trump wins the election??