Nickname the lad Whopper …



14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital

They always like to do things in Texas and the birth of Ali Medlock is no exception.

Take a look at this beautiful baby. He looks like he is 6 months old. POOR MA MA!!!!!

WHOPPER OF A KID

Parents Jennifer and Eric Medlock were told their newborn son Ali is the heaviest baby ever born at Texas Health Arlington Memorial Hospital in Arlington, Texas. A spokesperson for Texas Health Resources confirmed with USA TODAY that Ali is the largest baby born at the hospital to their knowledge.

PROUD PARENTS

I can see where the lad gets his size. Both parents are built for comfort.

With all of the crazy names given to new-born, especially by the wacked out celebs, I think Whopper would be a great nickname for the lad. He is so big, he barely fits in the infant seat. Ali is a whopper of a kid.

An example of crazy names:

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  1. Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Marti
    Apple was a famously unexpected choice from this duo, who have since “consciously un-coupled.”
     
  2. Audio (Shannyn Sossamon)
    She may regret this name when he’s in his toddler phase with no volume knob.
     
  3. Birdie (Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein)
    This name has a bit of an old-fashioned flare.
     
  4. Blue Ivy (Beyonce and Jay-Z)
    This name needs no introduction, much like Blue’s uber-famous parents.
     
  5. Bronx (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)
    Because Brooklyn is so last decade.
     
  6. Coco (Courtney Cox and David Arquette)
    Sure, this name seems like a great idea for a baby. But for a teenager screaming about her curfew? No, thank you.
     
  7. Cosimo (Marissa Ribisi and Beck)
    If your name is already “Beck,” the only logical choice for your son’s name is “Cosimo,” right?
     
  8. Cricket (Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein)
    Looks like this celebrity couple are repeat offenders with weird baby names.
     
  9. Denim (Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
    The good news? This is a unisex name. The bad news? Jeans.
     
  10. Doone (Amanda Beard and Sacha Brown)
    This girl’s name must be a family moniker.
     
  11. Dream (Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna)
    Too bad their infamous relationship is anything but.
     
  12. Everest (George Lucas and Mellody Hobson)
    If your dad is George Lucas, you’re bound to have an epic name. Like the name of the tallest mountain on the planet.
     
  13. Future (Ciara and Future)
    The irony of naming your child “Future” when your own name is “Future.”
     
  14. Honor (Jessica Alba and Cash Warren)
    Choosing your child’s name by the qualities you’d like them to posses is a good move.
     
  15. Huckleberry (Bear Grylls)
    It was all they ate on their dropped-in-the-middle-of-the-woods-by-helicopter babymoon.
     
  16. Indiana (Casey Affleck)
    Of all the states, the second-most famous Affleck went with Indiana.
     
  17. Java (Josh Holloway)
    Yes, please. Mommy will have a double shot.
     
  18. Journey (Jenna Jamison and Tito Ortiz)
    She’s certainly been on one to become a mother.
     
  19. Kash (Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann)
    Switching out the “C” for a “K” is a rookie “let’s make this name unique” move.
     
  20. Lourdes (Madonna)
    She was giving her kids weird names even before it was popular.
     
  21. Maple (Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka)
    As in syrup? As in the leaf?
     
  22. Moroccan (Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon)
    The weirdest thing about this celebrity baby’s name? His middle name is Scott.
     
  23. North (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)
    It was the biggest “This has to be a joke” baby name moment of a generation.
     
  24. Pilot (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
    His middle name, Inspektor, is really the star of the show.
     
  25. Puma (Erykah Badu)
    Bonus points for giving her a name that will help her fend off suitors as she grows up.
     
  26. Rainbow (Holly Madison)
    This name couldn’t be more cliche if it tried.
     
  27. Racer (Robert Rodriguez)
    This should be great for his first driver’s license.
     
  28. Saint (Kim Kardashian & Kanye West)
    My dad’s Yeezus. Nuf said. 
     
  29. Story (Jenna Elfman)
    It’s hard to pinpoint why this name is weird, but it really stands out.
     
  30. Sunday (Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)
    Oddly enough, this name is popular for celebrity parents. Mike Myers also has a daughter named Sunday.
     
  31. Usher (Usher)
    It was weird for Dad and it’s weird for his baby.
     
  32. Zolten (Penn and Emily Jillette)
    But, really … what else do two magicians name their kid?

Why would some flaky parents burden their kids with names like this?? They want them to stand–out, and that they do.

The proud parent probably named the lad Ali, probably because he is already a champ.

BUTT as far as setting a record, Ali, AKA Whopper, is a lightweight.

What is the heaviest baby ever born in the world?

He broke records down under and is believed to be the heaviest baby born in Victoria, 7 News reports. The record for “heaviest birth” is currently held by Giantess Anna Bates, who gave birth to a boy weighing 22 pounds and measuring 28 inches in her home in Seville, Ohio, on January 19, 1879.Apr 30, 2017 DOUBLE POOOOOOR Ma Ma


POOOOOR MA MA

If global conditions do not improve, it is too bad that Ali and the rest of the kids born into this mixed-up/complicated world don’t have a brighter outlook for the future. This should be the responsibility for all Homosapien in the world to make sure that happens. Unfortunately, the people that pull the strings are nothing short of obsessed ego-maniacs, only concerned with their agenda.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE WALL IS ALL ABOUT. IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T ABOUT MONEY. IF IT WAS MONEY, THESE FOOLS WOULD NOT SQUANDER IT THE WAY THEY DO.

In all fairness, it is not 100% of the politicians that are crooks, only 85%. BUTT, just like the Muslim people that do not agree with the agenda of the terrorists, the 15% act like they have their mouths taped shut.

IF THEY CARE, IT IS TIME TO RIP THE TAPE OFF

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