You lookin at me????

World’s most modified youth’ has had over 40 procedures to ‘stand out’

And stand out he does. Can we assume that this freak is a freak??  Can we assume this freak has a few loose screws and is the ultimate exhibitionist?? Right on both accounts. 

A young Australian man who went through more than 40 body modification procedures claims to be “the world’s most modified youth”.

Ethan Bramble from Melbourne, Australia has had a string of body modifications including getting his tongue split, his belly button removed and his eyeballs tattooed black. Bramble, who recently turned 22, has always had a passion for body art and started modifying his body at just 11 years old. He told Barcroft TV: “More or less I just fell in love with the way it looks and how you feel when you walk down the street and you kind of get that sense of empowerment.”

Standing up-side-down in Australia must have rushed too much blood to the lads head and made him goofy.

Where the hell can a guy like this get a job unless in a circus or some side show down a dark alley??  Can you even imagine your daughter bringing this dude over for spags, balls and neck bones for Sunday dinner??  What the hell makes a guy like this tick?? One thing I know for sure, the boy is about 30 bricks short of a full load. 

BUTTTT, what the hell is normal these days, who is satisfied with themselves?? Boys want to be girls – girls want to be boys – some white people want to be black, so they soak their Lilly white ass in a tanning bed for hours or bake in the sun   – some black people want to be white so they do the Michael Jackson thing with a bottle of cheap bleach they bought from Walmart –  fat people want to be skinny, BUTT can’t keep their trap shut –  some people want to look like Charles Atlas, BUTT are too lazy to go to the gym and so on. Nobody is happy. 

If it were up to me, I would keep a good eye on Ethan and people like him; never know what the fruit cakes are likely to do for a little extra attention. 

Ethan, if you are reading this, I see you have a couple of blank spaces on either side of  nose that need to be filled in.  Just a heads-up pal!!

Joe is getting a new plane – congrats 

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