Monica Lewinsky reveals Bill Clinton urged her to lie under oath: ‘I did feel uncomfortable about it’

ML as her close friends call her, is in the spot light again.  Yes the same ML that is constantly complaining that the romantic fling she had with the ex-president of the USA will never be put to rest.  She claims she is tired of being under the  microscope, BUTT every-time we turn around,  she has her nose in front of a camera. 

Now the poor thing claims she felt uncomfortable. I am not sure if she means uncomfortable under the desk or the fact that WB (that is what his close friends call him) AXED her to lie under oath. Based on WB’s academy performance, was she surprised he AXED her to lie. 

If ML ever expects this salacious tale to dry up and disappear, she better learn how to ferme her la bouche, BUTT I don’t think she is that smart!!

It probably is a shame. I am sure that ML has many talents, BUTT what will she be remembered most by???

As far as WB goes, I heard he is coming out with a book on how to set good examples and be a good role model for kids.  WB has not settled on a title yet, BUTT rumor is he is considering; Never listen to the President of the USA. 

One thing the youth of today can thank WB for. Because of his bold-faced lie that he never had sex with that women, the young people then did not believe that oral sex is a sex act. 

This is from a deposition given by WB:

In his deposition for the Jones lawsuit, Clinton denied having sexual relations with Lewinsky. Based on the evidence—a blue dress with Clinton’s semen that Tripp provided—Starr concluded that the president’s sworn testimony was false and perjurious.

During the deposition, Clinton was asked “Have you ever had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in Deposition Exhibit 1?” The judge ordered that Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed definition. Afterwards, based on the definition created by the Independent Counsel’s Office, Clinton answered, “I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.” Clinton later stated, “I thought the definition included any activity by [me], where [I] was the actor and came in contact with those parts of the bodies” which had been explicitly listed (and “with an intent to gratify or arouse the sexual desire of any person”). In other words, Clinton denied that he had ever contacted Lewinsky’s “genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks”, and effectively claimed that the agreed-upon definition of “sexual relations” included giving oral sex but excluded receiving oral sex.[37]

Ladies and gents; here we have the president of the USA, a 49 year old man, having sex with a 22 year old intern in the Casa Bianca,. He has had more flings/rolls in the hay lofts, than a male nymph, BUTT he claims he didn’t fully understand the true definition that oral sex is considered a sex act. GMAFB. The man is not even a good bullshitter!!

WB in his first life:

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OK so it is over and done with. BUTT what really mystifies/slays the hell out of me; the way so many fools still idealize this guy??  I guess the answer should be simple; BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER!!

What if ML was their daughter??  I hate to hear their answer. 


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