Taboo; no fruitcake from the fruitcakes

Fox News

People in California face misdemeanor charges for feeding the homeless


Talk about inconsistencies!! Strange at it seems, there is a law in The Sunshine State that prohibits anyone from feeding the homeless in public spaces. It may be hard to believe, based on the states liberal PC-mentality,  the law does have some merit to it. The authorities are worried about spreading hepatitis with tainted food. Possibly one of the only law past that has some logic behind it.

The following are a few of the real doozies that makes California a very unique state to say the least.

Dumb Laws in California

California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates
Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month
It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.

City Laws in California

You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
  • It is Illegal to have sexual activity with detained persons.
  • In Los Angeles County, it is illegal to throw a Frisbee without the permission of a lifeguard.
  • In Norco, you have to get $100 permit to keep a rhinoceros.
  • In Los Angeles, it is illegal to wear a zoot suit.
  • In Fresno, no one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
  • In the city of Walnut, it is illegal for a man to dress up like a woman unless prior permission has been gained from the sheriff.
  • Also in Walnut, no child can wear a Halloween mask without permission from the sheriff.
  • In Dana Point, you may not use your own bathroom if the window is open.
  • In Chico, detonating a nuclear device incurs a $500 fine.
  • No vehicle may exceed 60 mph if there is no driver.
  • In San Francisco, it is illegal to store your things in your garage.

With all of these wacky laws on the books, it only seems fitting, regardless of their reasoning,  it would be against the law to feed the homeless.

BUTT; according to the governor, wack-job Jerry Brown, it is NOT against the law to harbor illegal immigrants which happens to be a direct opposite of federal law.

California Gov. Brown signs “sanctuary state” bill expanding …

Is it possible that Brown sought counsel with Mr. O before putting the state seal, stamp of approval on some of his decision making?  SZounds like something Obama would endorse.
One can not help but wonder, when was the last time this guy and others like him who share the same mentality, were examined for their competence?
The law of the land clearly state; where there is a debate between state and federal authorities as to the legality of any law,  the federal government wins in the case of conflicting legislation. is part of article VI of the Constitution.
If I am interpreting the laws correctly, if some benevolent soul wants to feed a homeless person, they are more likely to do time in the slams then if they hide out from the federales an illegal that may be criminal.
Being everyone and everything aspires to be an acronym these days; (the ultimate status symbol) the label I am attaching to the Jerry Brown laws that rule California are called, TCFUWTELLL doctrine;  The California $%&^#$ Up Way They Enforce Law-full Logical Laws.
I can’t help but wonder if this falls into the TCFUWTELLL against the law category??
Using the TCFUWTELLL as a barometer, they would probably give this dude life plus 40 years.
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