Muddy Merkle Marriage

Meghan Markle’s half-sister slams Prince Harry’s claim the royals are the family she ‘never had’

I don’t know if I am clairvoyant or not BUT I already did predict some fire works in the family.

Last week Prince Harry’s cousin, Princess Michael ( Michael is a broad) wore a black pendent to one of the Royal functions. We can safely say that she was signifying. It is no secret among the jet setters in London Town, Michael does not like black people, especially when they are getting ready to infiltrate the Royal Family. Talk about not being political correct!!


Mizzz Michael has apologized for her indiscretion, BUT only after the fact. That is like me spitting a honker in some dudes face and saying I am are sorry a month later. I really didn’t mean it!!

Now The Royals have another pissing contest going on between Harry and his future (if it ever goes that far) sister out-law Samantha.


In a recent interview; Harry said; “There’s always that family part of Christmas [where] there’s always that work element there as well, and I think together we had an amazing time… [Meghan’s] getting in there and it’s the family I suppose that she’s never had.” 

This was Samantha’s response.

Actually she has a large family who were always there with her and for her. Our household was very normal and when dad and Doria divorced, we all made it so it was like she had two houses. No one was estranged ,she was just too busy. Read my book complete with facts and photos


Sound like to me that Meghan has her crying towel out to get sympathy from Harry; telling him she was a neglected child. Sympathy ALWAYS is an easy way to some men’s hearts.

I am just speculating. If that is the case, Harry is going to have a rough way to go. It seems to me that Meghan has him by the short royal hair already.

Maybe Harry should have gone to see Meet the Fockers before he sprung for a ring.  That rock had to set him back a couple of castles.

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Samantha Grant better watch her P&Q’s or she will not get invited to the royal bash.  I would say at this point, she may have  46 – 54 of not getting a royal invite.

This may just be my Italian intuition. I don’t think that Megan has the polish to rub elbows with all the Dukes and Duchesses!! I have been known to be wrong, BUTTT; in all modesty, not very often.

I am still torn between buying the case of capocoli of the case of  salami as my wedding gift.

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I better hold off on the purchase. If they keep getting flack from family members, they may call off the shindig.  That is OK with me, I can save a bundle on the gifts and the shipping.



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