Tiger Woods advised by doctors to limit activities
I bet The Tiger never thought in his wildest dreams that the side poon tang he was getting would have had such a lasting effect on him.
Ever since his ex-old-lady nailed him with that 9 iron, the poor guy has not been able to get a handle on his handle.
Let this be a lesson to all the rascals out there that want to tip toe through the tulips. Either wear a helmet or behave and keep your zipper zipped.