Certified screwball

Pennsylvania mom accused of stuffing kids, ages 3 and 5, in Corvette trunk

A Pennsylvania mother is accused of stuffing her children, ages 3 and 5, into the trunk of a red Corvette and then driving around town.

Check out this screwball. She is posing like she is entering the Donald Trump Miss America Paget the way she is smile for her mug shot.


Hanover Borough Police pulled over Ilena Blackburn who was driving a Corvette on July 10, not for speeding but because she had  two children in the car’s trunk.

The Fruitcakes passenger 29-year-old Jessica Reger who was riding shotgun was charged with two misdemeanor charges of endangering the welfare of children and recklessly endangering another person.

Blackburn could afford to buy and drive a Corvette but didn’t have enough soldi for an attorney. The court appointed her a public defender that had no comment. Very unusual for an ambulance chaser to be at a loss for words.

Some big wig at Colgate saw her picture and offered her a job posing for their Buck Beaver toothpaste commercial.  No official if Ilena is going to take the job or not.  She may be busy for the next few months; depending on what kind of sense of humor her judge has.


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