I am throwing my cappello into the race

With Romney Out, Republican Presidential Hopefuls Scramble for His Donors:

Mitt Romney is living proof of my observation that the meek and humble guys come in last.  It is not the way it should be but that the way it is.


This guy is everything a good stand up, patriotic American should be but his personality does not coincide with the political arena of hypocrites, back-stabbers and egomaniacs.

In order to be a good politician, the person has to be a spectacular liar and have read the book Bull-Shit jobs by Stanley Bing from front to back at least 6 times. It has been a well-established fact that people love to be bull-shitted, so they might as well be good at it; an area that most of them are lacking in.


I was thinking of throwing my cappello into the presidential race in 2016. I couldn’t do any worse than some of the others that have sat in the big seat.


For starters; I promise that everyone in the country will have a new Rolls Royce in their garage of the brand spanking new 4,000 sq. ft. crib built for them at the expense of the USA’s government. This will eliminate public housing and probably be cheaper than what we have going now.

Next, no US citizen or illegal immigrants ever have to work again in their life. An allowance for each person would be $ 200,000.00 per year. If that is not enough, we can print more. Not a problem.


No one, including large corporations will ever have to pay taxes again. We run out of money, we just print some more.

All educational programs will be free to anyone that wishes to attend schools of higher learning.

Will it really be necessary to go to school if no one has to work. Only dummies go to school and work hard to become good, productive, responsible citizens.  It  is a fact that they are dummies because they support the parasites that do not work and the multi-billionaires that are screwing the government by not paying their fair share in taxes. Can’t blame them, the government has open a very wide door for all of them to go into.

Based on all of my bull-shit platform, I have to be a shoe-in. It has worked with many of the people that made it to the presidency.

That is another thing that has bugged the hell out of me for years. These comedians that run for public office do the same thing as I just did; promise the sky but only deliver the scraps at the bottom of the barrel. Why are they not compelled to make all or at least most of their commitments good??

As for Mitt; he is probably a lot better off not running for that thankless job as the Commander in Chief; not to be confused with the Commander and Chief.

No one in their right mind would want that job anyway; especially if they had to spend over a billion dollars to get there.

If you don’t see my name on the ballet in 2016, please do a right in for me. Remember use a capitol “C” for Commander & Chief. I better start drumming up donations now; I am just a few bucks short of that billion.

The voters don’t want anyone like me to be in the drivers seat, they love to be bullshitted.

Commander and Chief

 Commander and Chief for president 2016 


About The Goomba Gazette

COMMON-SENSE is the name of the game Addressing topics other bloggers shy away from. All posts are original. Objective: impartial commentary on news stories, current events, nationally and internationally news told as they should be; SHOOTING STRAIGHT FROM THE HIP AND TELLING IT LIKE IT IS. No topics are off limits. No party affiliations, no favorites, just a patriotic American trying to make a difference. God Bless America and Semper Fi!
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