Explanation for North Korean leader’s mysterious absence?

I was sort of hoping that the “Kid dick-tator” had cashed in.

The National Intelligence Service told legislators that a foreign doctor operated on Kim in September or October to remove a cyst from his right ankle, according to Park Byeong-seok, an aide for opposition lawmaker Shin Kyung-min. The aide said the spy agency also told lawmakers in a closed-door briefing that the cyst could recur because of Kim’s obesity, smoking and heavy public schedule.

I think I will get the Kid’s address and send him a couple of cases of cancer sticks and some fat enriched mortdella to help his cause along.

Better luck next time. Possibly his sister is less unscrupulous than he is.