Bear your balls for a beer

ABC News

‘Nudity Required’ at Pa. Beer Fest:

They have a new thing going on in the Pocono Mountains and it is not a hay ride.

It is called “bear your balls for a beer.”


At this beer festival, the nudity comes before you’ve even had your first drink; it is a prerequisite.

The nudist resort in the Pocono Mountain region is hosting a beer festival on June 28 where, according to the resort’s web site, “nudity is required in the beer festival area and in the pools and hot tub.”

Their guests’ ranger from babies to centurions. There isn’t much to see on the all folks in the way of family jewels. Mother Nature has made everything go into permanent hibernation, just like the bears do at the Poconos’.

Nudity is a full time requirement at the Sunny Side resort not only when they are throwing the “beer balls.”

For a mere $16, kids under 2 months are free,  each nude guest receives unlimited beer samplings from the finest local and imported breweries. Salted nuts are x-tra.

Management requests that all exhibitionists and pre-verts stay away. They are very proud of their facility and have a sign on the entrance of their facility that reads



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