Woman’s body lay slumped in car — as parking tickets piled up:
The Phillies’ ticket writers are getting and award for being the most astute and observant ticket writers on the planet.
They continually wrote tickets for this illegally parked car for a week and piled them on the windshield; all the while there was a dead women that has been missing for a week sitting behind the wheel. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO guys.
I bet if it was a jelly filled donut they would have noticed it.
I wonder if it every dawned on anyone that saw the lady sitting there to see if she was alright?