Especially for the Italian women that understand


This was sent to me by a friend of mine and I thought I would share it. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

ONLY AN ITALIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN…

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things were going from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

‘I’m too young to die’, she wails. Then she yells, ‘Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last
Minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?

For a moment there is silence… Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time…..

No one moves …. He removes his shirt… Muscles ripple across his chest
she gasps… And he says…..

Here – ‘Iron this, and get me something to eat….

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The Italian version

Questo mi è stato inviato da un frined mio

SOLO UN UOMO ITALIANO può farti sentire come una donna …
Su un volo transatlantico, un aereo passa attraverso una forte tempesta.
La turbolenza è terribile, e le cose vanno di male in peggio quando un’ala è colpito da un fulmine. Una donna, in particolare, perde. Urla, si alza nella parte anteriore del piano.
‘Sono troppo giovane per morire “, lei geme. Poi urla, ‘Beh, se ho intenzione di morire, voglio che il mio ultimo
Minuti sulla terra di essere memorabile! C’è qualcuno su questo piano che riesce a farmi sentire come una donna?
Per un momento è il silenzio … Tutti hanno dimenticato la loro rischio e pericolo. Tutti guardano, rivettato, la donna disperata nella parte anteriore del piano.
Poi un uomo italiano si alza in piedi nella parte posteriore dell’aereo. Lui è bello, alto, ben costruita, con capelli castano scuro e occhi azzurri. Comincia a camminare lentamente lungo la navata, sbottona la camicia, un pulsante alla volta …..
Nessuno si muove …. Si toglie la camicia … Ondulazione muscoli sul petto
si resta senza fiato … E dice …..
Qui – ‘Iron questo, a prendermi qualcosa da mangiare ….

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