To be or not to be, that is the question

To be or not to be; that is the question:


Well folks, the day we all have been waiting for will finally be here in less than 12 hours.

I have a few suggestions for all of you that believe today is the last full day of the existence for the earth and civilization as we know it.

Go out and buy that Jaguar you have always wanted.  Get all the bells and whistles and don’t worry, you won’t have to make any payments.

Go out tonight with your favorite honey to the best restaurant in town, order the most expensive bottle of wine in the place and max the hell out of your credit card.

Make reservation at the Four Seasons so you can bring in 12-21-12 with a big bang and tip the bell hop a 50.00 bill. After tomorrow all that ging a ling you have been hording will be useless anyway.

All of the “high flyers and wanna bees” in this world will find out that they are not as bullet proof as they would like to believe. When the world comes crashing down there is no preferential treatment.

kolbiGet the biggest cut of Kalbi steak you can find and eat it like it may be your last meal. Don’t cook it well-done you take out all the flavor meat. Medium rare is the way to go.

Hug your spouse and kids, tell them ou love them, stay up late watching a good movie on TV; it may be the last one you watch. I would recommend the classic The Pope of Greenwich Village. Paulie Jaboni plays a great role and that name has a special connection to me. I will give it one thumbs up.

If there is someone you have wanted to slap the shit out of but didn’t want to go to jail, today is the day to do it.

Go next door and kick your neighbor’s dog that has been keeping you up night after night for all these years.

Tell your mother you really don’t like her food but were always afraid to tell her.

Tell your old man if he wasn’t so old you would kick his ass for all the beatings he gave you through the years.

If you can find that old mean nun from Catholic school; tell her that is was you that stuffed toilet paper in the “john” and flooded the hallway and not Frank Olivo. He took a good beating from her for that one.

You might as well tell your boss you hate him and the job sucks; don’t forget to tell him his wife grabbed your ass while you danced with her at the last New Years Eve party.

Bear in mind one thing; if the Mayan people were wrong about 12-21-12 and they probably were, you have a big problem on your hands trying to get back in everyone’s good graces; so be careful on how may bridges you burn today.

On the other hand if the scholars of that ancient civilization were right you sure got a lot off of your chest in one day.

the end

We certainly don’t have to worry about any future predictions of the world ending; so far all of the clairvoyant people have been dead wrong; beside, at the rate civilization is going now it is going to self-destruct anyway.

To be safe call all of your friends and all of your loved ones and tell them how much they mean to you. Call collect!!

toSo in a nut shell the real question and the real answer is “To be or not to be” and no one really knows the answer until the clock strikes 12.

Nice knowing you all!!!!


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