So soon??

USA Today

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes divorcing:

The Rock of Ages star, 49, wed Holmes, 33, in an Italian castle in November 2006. They have daughter Suri, 6. While we’ve seen Katie and Suri out and about recently in New York, the last time we saw Tom and Katie together in public was in February.

Even by La La Lands standards this seems like an eternity. Almost 6 years in the Land of Make Believe. I am surprised that marriages last a week with all of the temptations and soldi available to all the “special people”.

You know it just may be a rumor but I heard  from the very inception of their marriage, Tommy Boy has been pissed off that his bride because she is taller than he is. He was overheard telling one of his rappies; “these damn elevator shoes are costing me a fortune”. “Alimony may be a lot cheaper”.


It is too bad that Oprah is off the air. Cruise could have gone on her show and did a “divorce dance” on her couch for old time sake. That Italian leather couch Tommy did his dance on set back the billionaire TV celeb about $ 15,000.00. No one noticed but Tom borrowed his “intendant’s” high heels for his appearance on the show and the spikes did a job on that imported leather.

I wish them both well in whatever direction they go. But I can tell you where the first stop the almost-ex Mrs. Cruise is making; Tommy Boys safety deposit box.

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