It’s no wonder

We love food and are eating ourselves into an early grave.

It’s no wonder there are so many obese people in America and the out of control consumption is spreading around the world.


There were hardly if any fat people in most of the European countries until Mickey D and the rest of his cronies cross the Atlantic. Now take a look at some of the people there.



They are catching them as soon as they come out of the womb. Now a days the first word a kid says instead of mommy or daddy is “Mc Donalds.




Burger King; talk about an artery clogger. Put a large  order of large fries with this and then check into the nearest emergency room after dinner. I heard that BK owns Tums too. That may just be a rumor.




KFC; a bucket of deep fried grease.  They used to call it Kentucky Fried Chicken but wanted to take the “fried” out of the chicken. Psychological implantation.  It is the same chicken only a different bucket and initials only please. I wonder what the Colonel would have to say about this if the “old bird” was still cock a doodling?


Taco Bell may be one of the better fast food if you can stand beans and ground meat prepared 30 different ways on those hard shells that shatter when you bite into them.  They also gave a new meaning to “drive through” service.


Everywhere a person looks there is a fast food joint; on the streets and on TV.

Speaking of TV; I don’t know how many people have noticed; the commercials are inundating the tube. I think there is more allotted air time for ads then there is for programs. Let us see if we can get a Senate Sub-committee to look into this bothersome problem we are having. That should take the better part of three years to settle.

Man verses Food. I am waiting for Adam Richmond to explode all over the camera  and crew someday or get heart attack from these hot peppers he swallows whole.



If he doesn’t be careful Bizarre Foods Andrew Zimmer is going to choke on a tarantula’s leg or get intestinal poisoning for eating monkeys brains. Look, it screwed up his left eye already.


The whole world has become obsessed with pigging out. I guess that is called advancing our civilization or culinary evolution.

We better be careful we are going to culinary evolve ourselves into an early coffin.

So you mother out there, X out that guy in the clown suit; get the pots and pan out of storage that have been rusting for years and make the kids and your old man, if you have one, some home cooked meals. Fast foods are easier but home cooking is healthy. You all will feel better for it.

Make sure you wear your apron so you don’t get grease on that thong.

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