Pass the butter


600-pound woman halts pay-per-view eating

The lucky lady Donna Simpson a 600 pound plus women had some goof ball from Germany send her a credit card to buy all the food she wanted. Free food? Yes and No. As we know there is nothing in life that comes without a price.

Donna’s end of the bargain was to eat and drink as much as she could to get as fat as possible. This dude was so strange that Hans didn’t even care if he saw her in her obese state; as long as he was assured that she was getting as big as the Goodyear Blimp (she lives in Akron, home of the blimp) he was satisfied. Talk about a wack job. There had to be a picture or two go back and forth between them so he could see how the “steak” in his investment was coming along.

Now I have heard of foot fetishes and a lot of other freaky hang ups but never a “I want to see you eat yourself to death” obsession. I guess it takes all kinds.

For years, the 44-year-old mother of two was a star in the fantasy fetish community that worshipped the overweight and the feeding that led to it. Simpson had a website where men paid $19 a month to watch her eat. She flew around the world for various events. And she became famous in the British papers.

Flying got to be very expensive. It is my understanding that she took up 3 seats on the plane and needed a chain hoist to secure her into her seats.

Donna finally woke up, put a pin in her blimp and figured out that she was killing herself trying to gratify these degenerates she was pounding on the pounds for.

Instead for cramming all of those calories down her throat she bought a Tae Bow tape and has lost 85 pounds so far.

Let’s wish the lady well and hope she can resist taking any free culinary credit cards in the future .

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1 Response to Pass the butter

  1. Shon Reifer says:

    I get pleasure from, cause I found just what I was taking a look for. You have ended my 4 day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye

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